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Jon Jafari - Himself
Richard McMiller - Skullboy #1
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Kate McGarrigle - Skullgirl

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Sergio Emilio Torres - Director of Photography/Line Producer
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Andrew Reynoso - Editor
Melanie Licata - Make-Up Artist/Special Effects
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Charlotte Claw - Production Assistant
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Mike Butler - Art PA
Kevin Zobronso - Literally Epic Guy

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Ambassador Craftings
Ambassador Craftings 18 timer siden
You are hilarious man. First time ive laughed so hard in awhile. Thanks.
Golden Cheetah26
Golden Cheetah26 19 timer siden
I got jontrons warpath ad in this video
Thadak1sm
Thadak1sm 22 timer siden
I like Dan's vodka a lot, but with many clear liquors, price doesn't equal quality. There are better vodkas for $15
gabriel pagonis
gabriel pagonis Dag siden
Hi
Gay Frogs
Gay Frogs Dag siden
My dad has one its sitting on top of a shelf in the living room
Penat7
Penat7 2 dager siden
i like how the average mans weight was completely irrelevant to the calculations and jontron just put it in to fat shame dan
MasterPfahn
MasterPfahn Dag siden
Jontron is a big guy too and he won’t deny it. Nothing wrong with making fun of someone’s weight
S. Goliszek
S. Goliszek 2 dager siden
I used to have a collection of the bottles as a kid. I just liked how cool they looked and I would dump out the vodka, cause child
Hannah Goldbeck
Hannah Goldbeck 2 dager siden
jon tron should do to jail
not the FBI
not the FBI 3 dager siden
I like how i got an ad for the new ghostbusters movie
Alien
Alien 4 dager siden
My step dad got a bottle. I don't know if he still has it but I remember the day he got it.
Redpilled Monk
Redpilled Monk 4 dager siden
I’m pretty sure half the world does believe in that stuff, and asking for “peer reviewed” research on an impossible thing to measure shows great ignorance.
Redpilled Monk
Redpilled Monk 13 timer siden
@MasterPfahn You're thinking the western world, not Africa or Asia. Speak carefully, the topic is "half of the world'.
MasterPfahn
MasterPfahn Dag siden
Nah. It’s something like 30-40% of people
StarshipJehovah 1776
StarshipJehovah 1776 4 dager siden
Honestly He actually knows what he is talking about....
MasterPfahn
MasterPfahn Dag siden
Just because he can recite stories and “evidence” doesn’t mean it’s all true Aliens are not here and ghosts are not real :D
monkeywithdementia
monkeywithdementia 4 dager siden
he says dan aykroyds last name weird but his name is jonathan tronathan
Neutral Vibes
Neutral Vibes 5 dager siden
"You get Soo drunk you see aliens"
Adam The Confused
Adam The Confused 5 dager siden
"Newfoundland is known in Canada as "The Rock"." Wow, as a Canadian I still find myself learning new things about my country.
Twitter_is_trash
Twitter_is_trash 7 dager siden
“Maybe those Russians were just being polite” the vodka mustve been so bad that it broke the laws of physics and made a russian say something nice out of pity
Enzo of Elba
Enzo of Elba 7 dager siden
10:15 seems like NY just brings out everyone's inner Trevor Phillips
Ares Busch
Ares Busch 8 dager siden
Conspiracy: the reason why Russia not got any and the OTHER'S is that there are chemicals in the vodka that would slowly but surely changes the skull into those double quarts stuff glass skulls slowly eating the brain away it would take 2 years if you drank the hole thing and once they know u got some they take your body somewhere to surgically take your changed skull off of you to then use for more it's a cycle of death and usesege of people who once drank it.
Ares Busch
Ares Busch 8 dager siden
It just joke, it just game no need to be angry.
Ares Busch
Ares Busch 8 dager siden
*Me finds old tape recorder,* after watching it: * interesting...
Bob Bunsen
Bob Bunsen 9 dager siden
His face is just a cylinder with glasses
ManBearRobot
ManBearRobot 10 dager siden
Holy shit this man gave me a literal headache from laughing easily my new favorite youtuber
James Allan
James Allan 10 dager siden
I really don't want to accept the reality Dan Aykroyd is completely off his rocker but this video won't let me deny it
Natan Chan
Natan Chan 11 dager siden
3:21
Colby Perrier
Colby Perrier 11 dager siden
newfoundland bhys where you at?
Jay j holmes
Jay j holmes 11 dager siden
Bruh go buy some lemuria Oracle cards this is nothing read the instructions too their the best
Katie
Katie 11 dager siden
The fridge says crystal skull on it
Anisten Jackson
Anisten Jackson 11 dager siden
14:32 not the wombo combo😭✋🏾
Multimedia Watcher Person
16:04 “From laughs to liquor”? They should’ve just said “From Blues to booze”.
TeaInTheMorning4929
TeaInTheMorning4929 12 dager siden
I would say more than half the population believes in one god or another.
The true Derp God117
The true Derp God117 12 dager siden
I have had this before and it’s not my favorite vodka but it’s ok and I still have the skull glass and I keep it on display it’s cool I guess.
JustShay
JustShay 12 dager siden
Fun fact, all of these "real" crystal skills we have, have indeed been proven to be man made using dentistry tools. None of them exhibit any sign or supernatural power.
Will Goodall
Will Goodall 13 dager siden
De Vito missed a trick by not making a wine called Danny De Vino
DaSpencerHere
DaSpencerHere 13 dager siden
JonTron and Cr1tikal are literal opposites, Cr1itikal is always sarcastically saying how amazing something is, but JonTron is always honest to a point where it catches me off guard.
Eumbed
Eumbed 15 dager siden
JOHN YOU HAVE GONE TO FAR YOU DID NOT HAVE TO DISTROY THE STONE YOU JUST GONE TO FAR |breaks tv| HOW COULD YOU
Ian Vanormelingen
Ian Vanormelingen 15 dager siden
1:53 what song is this i like it but I don't know the name
Nico Panasiuk
Nico Panasiuk 16 dager siden
Much respect for speaking português instead of Spanish at the end👏🏻
Sansygirl04 2.0
Sansygirl04 2.0 16 dager siden
*it wasn't a script, the movie was just a dream*
nate77
nate77 16 dager siden
Conan o Brian is, and as of now was the greatest late night host for the past 20+ years. He actually stayed relevant too. Too bad the tonight show was stolen from him, or maybe tonight show would still be more relevant. On another note we had this vodka at my old job. Mexican restaurant.
Manfred Gesink
Manfred Gesink 17 dager siden
Industrial diamonds are so often used as a filtermedium there's nothomg that.... Wut? They straight up lied and are using quartz?
Robert E. O. Speedwagon
Next on dan aykroyd now selling crystal meth
RealForce20 Offical
RealForce20 Offical 18 dager siden
So your telling me that Dan has been high for 2 years to the point where he made this brooooooooooooo
Luke 391
Luke 391 18 dager siden
6900 dislikes. nice
Tbone GAMING
Tbone GAMING 19 dager siden
I love the change in tone from the bright and cartoonish infographic to a scene where he chains up a cutout of Dan and pours the vodka on it. Jon and the animator for that scene did a great job.
Sir Psychonautic
Sir Psychonautic 19 dager siden
dan aykroyd: drinks his own vodka also dan aykroyd: my urine has been distilled through diamonds. and now i will put this in a glass skull and sell it.
matt maloney
matt maloney 19 dager siden
13:25 💀💀💀
The neighbour's Kid
The neighbour's Kid 19 dager siden
"that's a weird name!" says the guy whose last name literally means "Parsley" XD
Hogglethorp
Hogglethorp 19 dager siden
To be honest those vodka bottles are fucking dope
Cookie show Landry
Cookie show Landry 20 dager siden
Caveman grunts
bashpr0mpt
bashpr0mpt 21 dag siden
There's no cow in Moscow. If you can't pronounce it properly, just pretend there's no W on the end.
The Rat King
The Rat King 14 dager siden
Moscow.
James Steele
James Steele 21 dag siden
Fuck did to that guy who was going to help you
egobeaver
egobeaver 21 dag siden
Are your eyebrows thinning tron?
Toothpaste
Toothpaste 22 dager siden
Crystalheadtripleherkimerdiamondfilterednewfanlanddeepaquiferpurespiritvodka
Astral Beast
Astral Beast 23 dager siden
Lady ghostbusters is for WHIMPS!!
The Rat King
The Rat King 14 dager siden
@Astral Beast Haha...
Astral Beast
Astral Beast 21 dag siden
@The Rat King takes 1 to know 1 💪🏽
The Rat King
The Rat King 21 dag siden
Wimps*
alex zavala
alex zavala 24 dager siden
Sí, es delicioso
UNiCORN
UNiCORN 25 dager siden
"Moose-Elimination Rod" Say what now?😂
Halfway_Decent
Halfway_Decent 25 dager siden
Oh how I miss Larry king, he was too good for this world.
Aura Wolf
Aura Wolf 25 dager siden
I loved the math lesson in this one XD
jordan The non-dorito
jordan The non-dorito 25 dager siden
guy: this was made in Newfoundland. my teacher: teaching me on how Newfoundland has been reviving pollution for years/
Grimnee the electric bass
"Get the fuck away from me, you stupid hipster!"
blindjustice316
blindjustice316 25 dager siden
Aykroyd has a unique voice and I would love to hear him and Freeman narrate a movie lol
Age of Agency 7
Age of Agency 7 26 dager siden
Polyethylene glycol is the active ingredient in Miralax. Aykroyd likes to use that "...anti-freeze..." fallacy of composition for which he himself has fallen.
Peter Tran
Peter Tran 26 dager siden
The opposite sister-in-law concomitantly improve because starter suggestively guess out a ultra soldier. determined, accurate hoe
Don Sharma
Don Sharma 27 dager siden
Dan aykroyd is a certified genius or an authentic wacko...
D0S81
D0S81 27 dager siden
"Designed with a pure spirit in mind" so shouldnt it be shaped like a ghost? "A symbol of life!" Cuz nothing nothing says 'I'm alive' like a dead mans skull. "Would like to know your geoloc..." *DEAD MAN'S SKULL!* get outta here ya dirty pirates, I'm onto you. *"This* is an accurate glass rendering of a..." *HUMAN SKULL DAN! IT'S A HUMAN.FUCKING.SKULL!* what, were 'dead rotting corpse' vodka bottles already a thing? "Vodka" *"MOTHERFUCKING HUMAN SKULL!"* "...filtered it through diamonds" *"GODDAMNED MOTHER LOVING HUMA* ....wait, diamonds you say? Hmmm, tell me more. "Wether you wish to explore and discuss the mystical implications of your life on the amazing plane of existence or not" Ya had me at Human Skull.
aLittle FATGIRL
aLittle FATGIRL 28 dager siden
18:33 his face says it all.
aLittle FATGIRL
aLittle FATGIRL 28 dager siden
My friend actually won a bottle of this at a raffle.
The One Dude
The One Dude 28 dager siden
Glycol isn't antifreeze lol. Antifreeze might HAVE glycol in it, but cmon.
Allen Macias
Allen Macias 28 dager siden
I don’t think half the world believing in ghost, spirits, and the afterlife is far from wrong considering Christianity being the largest religion an many other religions also believing in the paranormal and afterlife. UFOs? I don’t know but I definitely believe aliens exist considering the size of the universe. I actually find it strange how it appears that a large majority laugh at the idea of ghosts and aliens
tomdadada
tomdadada 28 dager siden
Ej, come on Jon - Dan´s special scientific research-team filtered his vodka through (ancient!!!) diamonds! That must be worth ...something..uhh, right ?! RIGHT ???
Splapp
Splapp 29 dager siden
18:14 uh oh
Definitely Decided name
Ryan Reynolds when he bought aviation gin: 👁👄👁
Kalevipoeg
Kalevipoeg 29 dager siden
What's funny about the part where Jon shows an image of "diamonds" - the sign says "herkimer diamonds" which are actually just double terminated quartz crystals. Which would about line up with Mr. Akroyd's whatthefuckery on display here. Love, a geologist. EDIT: I just got to the part of the video at 13:53 where Jon actually identifies this fact. I think I love JonTron EVEN MORE now! THANK YOU (also while on that note, quartz's chemical formula is SiO2...which is just silicon bonded to oxygen molecules. There's no chemical interaction or filtering effect whatsoever if you pour vodka over a bunch of quartz other than maybe if you have a bunch of particulate matter floating around in there. It literally does nothing. I don't think I needed to say this but yeah, Akroyd is full of shit).
Jordan Grom
Jordan Grom 28 dager siden
The real question now is whether or not Dan *knows* that. Given the sheer insanity on display here, I'm forced to assume the answer is 'highly unlikely'.
Bassvoyage 12
Bassvoyage 12 29 dager siden
I realized who was driving the bus in his intro.
Kazuto
Kazuto Måned siden
Aliens do probably exists. It would be stupid and ignorant to assume that we're the only lifeform in the whole universe while we basically know nothing about the universe itself and can't even see past our own galaxy.
dasein
dasein Måned siden
Jokes aside, phill will make great ASMR.
bobcat173
bobcat173 Måned siden
I only bought it because of this video. The vodka is actually pretty good.
WaleXdraK
WaleXdraK Måned siden
I am at 99% with Jon about the fact that Dan is crazy, but the vodka is kinda good and i love that bottle….
yodaboy isreal
yodaboy isreal Måned siden
I do believe in paranormal and aliens tbh but Dan IS BUTT DUCKING INSANE
Lavínia Sousa
Lavínia Sousa Måned siden
* God's grace * Did you know that God loves you so much that he sent Jesus to save us? Jesus is the son of God! And he loves you very much! To have proof of this, we can say that he emptied himself of all his glory and stepped on the earth! Isn't that wonderful? And there's more! He assured us of salvation! He fulfilled the mission that God gave him! Which is to have a death on the cross for all people in the world! * How do I get to heaven? * It's very simple! -Accept Jesus as your Lord and only Savior! - Repent of your sins daily even those you don't know because you sinned out of ignorance! -Recognize that you do not deserve God's salvation but even with your faults He wanted to save you with his great love and grace! Now about keeping your faith -Read the Bible daily -Pray and fast -Go to a church that follows the word of God May God bless you greatly! 👋
the running man
the running man Måned siden
This channel is ten times better than late night tv
Spook Sam
Spook Sam Måned siden
You can actually go to Herkimer New York and mine out your own “diamonds”. I went there once as a Boy Scout and I actually found a few giant crystals (palm sized) crystals and they were actually worth a good bit of money
Nocturnal Arrow
Nocturnal Arrow Måned siden
GLYCOL
Anti_Kristy
Anti_Kristy Måned siden
Buy our shitty over-priced vodka in a cool bottle.
brodi81
brodi81 Måned siden
JonTron hating the fact that late night television despises his god emperor Trump.
Varia XI
Varia XI Måned siden
12:55 love the lab, Walter White would be proud of what you're cookin in there 🧊
Just The Tip
Just The Tip Måned siden
This didn't age well.... Ackroyd new about the aliens before the gov released all this declassified stuff. Lol
ξσπψ βεηζαωξπ
“Dan, what the actual fuck did you said to me right now? Get out of my... sight! Get out of my sight.
P0XX1E
P0XX1E Måned siden
No one's talking about the fact that he fan the fucking numbers
EyeAm Necyrb45
EyeAm Necyrb45 Måned siden
he distills it so9 mutch that it becomes methanol alcohol
Shad0w107
Shad0w107 Måned siden
Man I hope this legends keeps it going and HOW THOSE HE NOT HAVE 10M HE DESERVES IT
pook
pook Måned siden
Damn, Phil, start an ASMR channel
Chuck
Chuck Måned siden
I cant...stop watching every day...i need vodka
GoldenSaxMan
GoldenSaxMan Måned siden
I love Jontron's Larry King's voice.
Elated Atheist
Elated Atheist Måned siden
That brings back memories... *CONE'HEADS*... 13:00 ... That was great... Your a damn trip...
yoshikage kira
yoshikage kira Måned siden
8:05 don't you bring us into this
Emily Matzke
Emily Matzke Måned siden
I really hope Dan sees this
perkel ator
perkel ator Måned siden
Puts in more effort than Late night television.
Gallade Gamer
Gallade Gamer Måned siden
3:01 when you say something in DnD and the dungeon master says "are you sure?"
Polis
Polis Måned siden
Isn't "crystalhead" just another better word for "Crackhead"?
Jake Sprunger
Jake Sprunger Måned siden
15:54 I squealed LOL
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